Our Lousy Night Out
This post is dedicated to Nav and Lia. No surprise there, it’s about our night out at L****** Bar.
First things first, I would like to apologize for such a horrible horrible outing for you babes.. It was suppose to be an ALL GIRL + 1 guy night out but turns out so wronnggg…
Incredibly, we all were JINXed at the same time. Lia wasn’t happy coz her ahem wasn’t exactly paying attention to her but luckily they both recovered soon enuf. Nav was lagi kesian.. She lost her IC, Student ID and PARKING TICKET. Me? Me? Aih.. I lost a "juicy steak" to a girl who danced like a CHICKEN on a SEIZURE FIT. The "Steak" and the "Chicken in Fits" were grinding each other crotches on the dance floor.. For god sake, get a bloody room! They left me fuming.. To those of u who wanna see the "sexy wannabe but look like a chicken trying to dance", tell me and I’ll show you.. GLADLY.
Anyway, we drowned our sorrows in the Flaming Lamborghini and the dance floor. It wasn’t high enough to get us happy but Nav, Lia and I .. Molested each other to "Beep, Loosen My Buttons.." Hehe..
Dun worry Lia, few more times, you’ll get the hang of it. Anyway, we had to allow Lia to go back to her man while me and Nav rocked the dance floor til most of the testosterones in the room were staring at our butts =P
We were having loadsa fun and then "Juicy Steak" joined us awhile on the dance floor.. He was okay.. I was okay.. UNTIL.. that stupid Beyonce wannabe but failed miserably a.k.a Chicken in Fits STOLE him away from me and started grinding her bloody CB against him. I swore that, that was the most INSULTING thing that ever happened in my life! Mah Kai, rather dance with Chicken than me.. HANTU SIAL! Looks like "Juicy Steak" isn’t so juicy anymore.. Screw him! Bah!
Navvii’s Jinx came while they were bz doing what they did on the floor. She discovered that she lost her IC, ID and Parking Ticket. Looked all around and still cudn’t find it. Inside the bar and outside the bar.. Her car, her jeans, her underwear but no signs of it. We kinda gave up looking for it so we tried to enjoy what’s left of our foul mood. Ler Yee and his friends were there so we did lighten ourselves abit. There was this Malay guy hitting on her as well and this Chinese guy mumbling away about Paris and Hamburgers to her. HAha..
We danced til the bar closed and that was only freaking 1 AM. Sigh, back to reality again.. Lost Parking TICKET. We can’t get out unless we pay RM 20 bucks fine. Therefore, we decided to lodge a police report to save the money and trouble. Luckily Ler Yee was there and he took us to the police station which was situated quite nearby. Did the report and came back to The Curve’s parking lot. Gave the report to the security guard and he brought us to the parking office. We waited for bloody an hour plus for the whole thing to settle. The bloody photostat machine wasn’t working so the guard had to go to the other side of the world to get it done. While waitin, Nav and I were emo’ing in the parking office while the other guards watch. I bet they were enjoyin themselves. Haha.
We left the place at about 2 sumthin am.. Blasted the music all the way home. I swear CLUB HITs from HITZ fm is much better than the music at Laundry. Once we reached home, didn’t shower and terus hit the bed. Before that, we emo again.. Haha.. Talked ourselves to sleep…
Woke up at 8 AM the nex day.. Parted our ways.. Sigh, what a horrible horrible night. I swear I’m not gonna go that freaking place anymore.. With the DOIDOS of coz. Hehe.. We’ll just go shopping okay!
JINXed out!
November 26th, 2006 at 4:21 am
haha..well lets save it as a memory to b laughed at 5yrs down the road…jus makes life a lil more spicier right!!*winkz*
but i gotta admit tat nigth wassss sooooo ****in jinxeddd…no hot men oso…haihh..next time im goin sumwhere else..without tat stuupid handbag of mine!!
November 26th, 2006 at 4:25 am
btw..bout CHICKEN..dun worry la..u know u can get more men than she can.. so dun sweat it!!! its jus a bad night..n dun forget the DOIDOS r all pisceseans so we get the same shit at da same time!! heheh jus fate la…
November 26th, 2006 at 7:40 am
i dun want that to happen d wei.. haha
November 26th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
LOL watabout that chicken neh… *ROFL* girl, funny way of yours describing a person… and and AND, first time i hear u swearing in Chinese… LOL.. funny la you..
Anyway, when u ciao-ing?? Wanna go have tea or sumthing?? With Ah Beng of course and the rest.. LOL
November 26th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Haha.. Eng Seen supp to organize a party til dawn yum cha style =P Haha.. Not sure when ler.. everyone so bz =(
November 27th, 2006 at 5:44 am
wei…i swear if something happens, two of us will kena…this is freakkkkyyyyy.anyway, i danced much better than chicken rite??? hhehee
November 27th, 2006 at 11:29 am
hhaha… get ready for more grinding when u come to the U.S. ppl here grind like nobody’s business… its literally sex with clothes on, doggy style, period…… and i’ve seen worst.. one girl was sitting on a guy n rubbing her F cup breast on this poor tiny guy…. suffocating… not…haha.. so back to clubbing in usa…. jz go out wit ur fren’s, if not guys will jz grab ur waist n start grinding….
ps: i don club tht much here… jz a 1 time experience… hehe…
November 27th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Alia, u danced… WAY HELL LOT Better than CHICKEN!
Haha..
Charlene, did u get into any grinding action? haha..
If the guy is cute then okay la =P
F CUP?! U Serious!? Oh shit, i feel so inferior now.. haha
November 28th, 2006 at 7:25 am
haha..i know wat to get u for ur farewell pressie…F CUP COCONUT SHELLS haha!!! so tat wen guys in canada grope ur boobs u dun feel violated!!
November 28th, 2006 at 7:28 am
i think juicysteak got scared by ur hyperactive dance skills la..hehe next time slow down.make him want more..make any guy want more…u wanna take dirty dancing classes from me *winkz* hehe
November 28th, 2006 at 7:29 am
oh btw!! i jus made my IC n Student ID today !!! sighhh!!! thank god IC dept onli took me an hr hehe ..if not id so b cursing LB
November 28th, 2006 at 9:32 am
sayang.. i slowed damn slow ady wit him kays… only wit u i’m.. hehe..
November 30th, 2006 at 8:10 am
shhhh… don tell anyone… hehe