Our Lousy Night Out
Sunday, November 26th, 2006This post is dedicated to Nav and Lia. No surprise there, it’s about our night out at L****** Bar.
First things first, I would like to apologize for such a horrible horrible outing for you babes.. It was suppose to be an ALL GIRL + 1 guy night out but turns out so wronnggg…
Incredibly, we all were JINXed at the same time. Lia wasn’t happy coz her ahem wasn’t exactly paying attention to her but luckily they both recovered soon enuf. Nav was lagi kesian.. She lost her IC, Student ID and PARKING TICKET. Me? Me? Aih.. I lost a "juicy steak" to a girl who danced like a CHICKEN on a SEIZURE FIT. The "Steak" and the "Chicken in Fits" were grinding each other crotches on the dance floor.. For god sake, get a bloody room! They left me fuming.. To those of u who wanna see the "sexy wannabe but look like a chicken trying to dance", tell me and I’ll show you.. GLADLY.
Anyway, we drowned our sorrows in the Flaming Lamborghini and the dance floor. It wasn’t high enough to get us happy but Nav, Lia and I .. Molested each other to "Beep, Loosen My Buttons.." Hehe..
Dun worry Lia, few more times, you’ll get the hang of it. Anyway, we had to allow Lia to go back to her man while me and Nav rocked the dance floor til most of the testosterones in the room were staring at our butts =P
We were having loadsa fun and then "Juicy Steak" joined us awhile on the dance floor.. He was okay.. I was okay.. UNTIL.. that stupid Beyonce wannabe but failed miserably a.k.a Chicken in Fits STOLE him away from me and started grinding her bloody CB against him. I swore that, that was the most INSULTING thing that ever happened in my life! Mah Kai, rather dance with Chicken than me.. HANTU SIAL! Looks like "Juicy Steak" isn’t so juicy anymore.. Screw him! Bah!
Navvii’s Jinx came while they were bz doing what they did on the floor. She discovered that she lost her IC, ID and Parking Ticket. Looked all around and still cudn’t find it. Inside the bar and outside the bar.. Her car, her jeans, her underwear but no signs of it. We kinda gave up looking for it so we tried to enjoy what’s left of our foul mood. Ler Yee and his friends were there so we did lighten ourselves abit. There was this Malay guy hitting on her as well and this Chinese guy mumbling away about Paris and Hamburgers to her. HAha..
We danced til the bar closed and that was only freaking 1 AM. Sigh, back to reality again.. Lost Parking TICKET. We can’t get out unless we pay RM 20 bucks fine. Therefore, we decided to lodge a police report to save the money and trouble. Luckily Ler Yee was there and he took us to the police station which was situated quite nearby. Did the report and came back to The Curve’s parking lot. Gave the report to the security guard and he brought us to the parking office. We waited for bloody an hour plus for the whole thing to settle. The bloody photostat machine wasn’t working so the guard had to go to the other side of the world to get it done. While waitin, Nav and I were emo’ing in the parking office while the other guards watch. I bet they were enjoyin themselves. Haha.
We left the place at about 2 sumthin am.. Blasted the music all the way home. I swear CLUB HITs from HITZ fm is much better than the music at Laundry. Once we reached home, didn’t shower and terus hit the bed. Before that, we emo again.. Haha.. Talked ourselves to sleep…
Woke up at 8 AM the nex day.. Parted our ways.. Sigh, what a horrible horrible night. I swear I’m not gonna go that freaking place anymore.. With the DOIDOS of coz. Hehe.. We’ll just go shopping okay!
JINXed out!