Finally, met up wit Navvii after not meeting her for SooOOOO Long… miss her sooo much too! I miss her so much that i even dream us in bed… ahhhemmming =P I wont elaborate anything here as it is kinda mind provoking …. haha

Anyway, we met up at about 12 noon and we head over to KLCC. We did not park in KLCC’s parking lot as the rates are as high as the Twin Towers itself. (So called one one of the highest towers in the world, parking rate pun ikut jugak..) We parked at Avenue K which is a much cheaper option. You just need to walk thru that underground tunnel which is connected to the KLCC Putra Station and voila! KLCC you’re in.

I needed to stock up my perfume. So we went to Body Shop coz that’s the only place I know in KLCC that sells affordable perfumes =P As we walked into the shops, suddenly we were stopped by 2 ladies. At first Navvii thought that they were my friends and I assumed that they were hers … But turns out that none of us know them =P Apparently they were talent scouts and they’re scouting for talents for tv commercials and stuff at KLCC This is how it went when they approached us.

Talent Scout 1 : Hi! Wait! Stop!
Mq and Nav : Huh? Yea…?
Talent Scout 1 : Hi! You both are so PRETTY! When both of you were walking towards us, we think that you both are so HOT!
Mq and Nav : ER… alright…?
Talent Scout 2 : We’re actually talent scouts and we’re scouting around for ppl like both of you for TV commercials like Sunsilk, Pantene.. bla bla bla..
Mq and Nav : *flattered* Ooh.. okay.. so what do we need to do?
Talent Scout 1 : Don’t worry.. we will take down your contacts and we’ll inform you when we need you! *smiles brightly*
Mq : Do you hav a name card or sumthin?
Talent Scout 2 : *takes out a mini mini mini PAPER with TINY TINY words* This is our company and this is the address. Sorryla, we don’t hav name card =)
Mq and Nav : Oh.. =_=? *huh?.. wrote our contact number on a 555 notebook*
 Talent Scouts : ALright! Thank you *looks on the 555 notebook* Rachel and Navvii!
Mq and Nav : Btw, we didn’t get your name..
Talent Scout 1 : I’m Sunshine
Talent Scout 2 : And I’m Chloe
Mq and Nav : *wanted to ask where’s Sunset and Moonlight but decides to shut up* Smiles * Nice you meet you both =)
Talent Scouts : Nice to meet you too.. Take care!

Resumed our shopping session..
I’m still thinking that isn’t kinda weird that ppl actually do talent scouting in Shopping Malls? They’re paid to look out for TvGenic ppl at Shopping Malls.. I wouldn’t mind that kinda job tho =P *Imagines myself goin up to this super duper yummilicious drop dead gorgeous hunks to ask for his contact so that I can stalk him for work purposes =P* sigh..

Well, besides the talent scouting thingie.. I had a productive (broke-tive) shopping spree. Booked myself and Navvii a free facial from Clinique, bought 2 perfume bottles from Bodyshop and a pair of heels from Vincci. Had MacD’s for lunch, did lotsa catching up with Navvii.. went into MNG, Zara, Naf Naf and other expensive shops.. Fell in love with one item from MNG but is BLOODY 500 over bucks.. sigh.. Sad =( To any volunteers who wanna make me happy, you can head over to MNG and look for this lovely white trench coat.. send it to me with a name card so I can thank you with sumthin special =P

Anyway, went back bout 3 sumthin.. and was bloggin til now.. waiting for time to pass for God Knows what..

Btw, sum weird girl added me on MSN. Apparently she saw me talking to her pet shop boyfriend and I thought she wanted to screw me or sumthin.. Turns out that she wants to get to know me better.. Freaky..

That’s all for now..
Back to my mindless doings..

Alright people. This entry is kinda ol coz I wrote it about few months ago in another blog site. However, since no one knows about that site, I’m jus gonna paste it over here. It’s actually about my experience at KL International Motorshow (KLIMS) ‘06.

One fine night…
Myc! : Hi MeiQin, would you be interested to work at KL International Motorshow? Interview is tommorow. Can you make it?
Me : "Huh? KL Motorshow? What’s that?
Myc! : Kl MOtorshow la, display cars one. We need CAR PROMOTERS. Just need to stand there and giv flyers. Pay is RM 200 per day. Got 5 days. So you want to work or not?
Me : *Counts the total.. wah! RM 1k woo.. 5 days only.. hiks! sounds easy* … Okay, Where wil the interview be..
Myc! : Okay.. bla bla bla … details.. bla bla bla…
Me : Thanks! *rubs hands gleefully!.. thinking about cash d…^$_$^*

Interview day..
Reached Quasar Carriages about 12 sumthin pm. All primmed up and made up. Navvii and I was called for the Interview. We heard that they will only choose two so we’re like.. hmm.. since only both of us.. shud kao tim laa.. muahahhaa..
All of a sudden… A Totally Hot Chick walked in.. we were Stunned… Die die die..  She has the most gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes ever.. sigh.. Bo Liao my chance…
Then… few more girls began to arrive. Navvii and I examined them from head to toe with our laser powered view. To our relieve.. none of them were as beautiful as Sabrina. (Totally Hot Chick)
All of us were required to take some profile shots then go for a short interview with the Quasar Carriage ppl.
Navvii went in first.. and she came out smiling.. So I thought.. It should be alright..
I went in after her.
*Knocks the door*
Interviewer : Come in. Hi, how are you ? My name is bla bla and this is bla bla.. and bla bla bla.. KLIMS, skoda bla bla.. cars… bla bla.. *his mata pandang dari atas ke bawah, kiri ke kanan, dalam ke luar..you get my point*
Me : I’m Rachel and I’m bla bla .. bla blabla.. blablablablablabala…
Interviewer : Alright. Thanks for coming. We will inform you if you’re selected.
Me : Alright! *shake hands* Thank you .. *flash a very winning smile =P*

Next day..
Myc : Hi meiqin! You’ve been selected to work for KLIMS! Come for briefing on bla bla bla and bla bla bla..
Me : *Shocked* You serious~? Ok! When wehre bla bla blabla
Myc : Clothes fitting on bla bla by Motivi bla bla.. be there by bla bla
Me : Okay! Thanks!

Next Next Day..
I rushed all the way from Nilai International College to Times Square for my briefing. Once I reached there, met up wit J, Sabrina and anothr girl. He "briefed" us about the cars and the technical stuff.. Trust me, I didn’t understand a single thing. It’s CARS.. All i know that Cars are convenient because it takes us to where we want to go.. and of coz.. get stuck in jams most of the time..
Back to the story.. after our briefing, we went for our clothes fitting at MOTIVI. I’ve never heard of that brand in my entire life.. even tho it’s the first shop you’ll see once you walk into the main entrance of TImes Square. Honestly, I dont really liked their designs coz it looks cheap despite it cost 100 plus for a bloody simple top and 500 for a top with a lil sequin? Sh*t.. So Our clothes were sponsored by
Motivi but we have to return it after the show. Talk about Cheap Skate. We dont even hav uniforms.  The outfits are quite
casual. Nothing grand. Mostly it was just a short denim skirt and a sleeveless top.

During KLIMS
God knows how torturing it is
to stand for 8 hours straight in 3 inch heels! My feet are still aching
since last Saturday
It was my first time doing this kinda job. Look pretty and pose by the
car. It’s tiring but it’s fun. I mean, it almost felt glamourous!
Celebrity like - How often do you get cameras flashing at you for 8
hours straight? I had a great time there. The best compliment I had
that time was I made a man bumped into someone while he was walking and
staring at me. It was hilarious! The whole time there actually boosted
my self-esteem. *I was riding High… haha* Really, I never felt so confident before until.. I saw
my some of my pictures online. Gosh, I loooked BAD! Potong stim like
hell! Curse the Photographer!! For the next day, I swear, I’m not gonna
smile at all! Ish! Menggeramkan like hell but well, it’s not easy
smiling for 8 hours straight so I guess,  there are bound to be alot more horrible pics around.

After KLIMS
Back to normal life again.. NO more Ms. Glamourous.. Hahaha..
I prefer my normal life again.. tho being gawk at can be fun at time =P
I even found some of my pics in sum guy’s Friendster account. Weird…

-the end-

Try figuring out this questions.
I couldn’t answer a single one. Alright, I’m stupid. But I bet you wont be smarter than me either.. hoho.. Enjoy =)

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between
three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t
eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under
water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner
together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it,
and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious how quickly you can find
out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think
nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual
though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything
odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without
any coaching!

If you’re done cracking your head.. These answers will certainly blow ur brain off =_="

ANSWERS:

1.
The third. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead.

2 The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her
husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

3. Charcoal

4. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

5. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the
English language, does not appear once in this paragraph.

Very the Cha Dou… =_="

MRR2 **99 Autocity. That was where I was "working" today. For your information,** 99 Autocity is actually some sort of a huge car exhibition just right next to the MRR2 highway. There were many brands of cars displayed there such as Proton, Suzuki, Mini Coopers, Lotus, bla bla bla. There was two shifts. The first one was in the morning, 9am - 2pm and the second shift was 2 pm - 7 pm. I was put in the 2nd shift. JOb scope was to accompany customers. What I was told, we’re suppose to be ushers and car models. DOn’t ask me why they changed. I was shocked too.

Reached there at about 140 pm. Was sent there by Sweet C M. =) Saw a few girls with the JL99 sash posing on the Lotus. I was like.. Oh shoot, am I suppose to do that too? The girls were posing sexily on the car.. (if muka sexy pun tak apa la, muka macam Ah Lian Kaki Berbulu) Besides the girls, there were several men around there too. They all had beer in their hands and faces red as tomatoes. Most of them had lewd faces as they kept checking out the "sexy" girls posing by the car. When I arrived, I was in my skirt and a jacket. I too did not escape the stares as my skirt was pretty short.. they asked us to wear tubes and miniskirts .. doh.. It’s not like i hav a choice..
Suddenly it rained very heavily while I was chatting to my friend. I noticed that Chee Mun was just standing around and so I asked him to sit at the table. Bad mistake, the boss wasn’t too happy with Chee Mun’s presence and he told the person in charge of us to ask me to ask Chee Mun to go back. "Eh, how can you bring your boyfriend here? It’s not good when customer see!" THat was what the JL boss told me. I was like.. er.. it’s raining and my FRIEND can’t go back. Boss lagi not happy (and he was drunked too) told my manager to ask me to ask C M to go. I had no choice but to "halau" him. Pity him tho.. Stupid ** Boss! NOt only ur botak but ur damn hamsap too!

Hamsap, you must be wondering why. When C M left, me and two other girls waited to the next instructions as we don’t even know what do we have to do. Then the other two girls went for a walk. So I was left alone on that table with manager,** Boss and other ** staffs. I was bored.. and my manager and ** Boss was discussing some very "interesting" things and so I can’t help eavesdropping =P HAha, who wouldn’t when terms like "pretty girls, accompany me, help me relax after work, make me feel good after I stress at work, money, women realistic, do anything for money, help me find a girl" are used in their conversation. In my mind.. I was like.. shit, dirty old bastard. I had a bad feeling at that time coz I was kinda worried about what was my role suppose to be at that ** 99 autocity. I was wondering, whether was he looking for car model or GROs? Then I heard that he don’t mind paying alot of money if the girls accompany him for clubbing. I was like.. shit shit shit.. I wanna get outta there! Then I heard my name *_* "I don’t want girls like Rachel. Got boyfriend already. Later her feelings not with me but another guy" =_=" Hello, I’m right in front of you and you’re talking about me yet you don’t want me to know? haha.. a very good idea indeed.. I suppose he meant it as an insult but actually.. it’s sumthin good for me. I won’t be picked as a GRO.. Hohoho.. This guy just gives me the creeps.

I was actually contemplating whther to leave at that time or not. However, due to sheer bravery.. I stayed.. and boy, I’m so glad that I stayed =P Guess wut.. me and the other two girls were paid RM 500 on the spot.. EACH! Initially the payment was RM 350 for 5 hours.. and it increased to RM 500 for merely.. 2 HOURS!If i was in the morning shift, i would have to accompany customers to drink beer and talk to them. Thank goodness, i did not have to go thru it.  Since it was raining damn heavily, we couldn’t do anything. There were no customers so we did not had to do anythin. We would have left after half an hour.. which means about 3pm but the autocity ppl wanted to take our pics posing by the cars. So, we spent about 45 minits posing by the cars. We posed with Mini Coopers and Lotus. And guess what! The staffs actually let me drive a Mini Cooper! Woo! The car damn chun! So stable but a lil too heavy for me.. Though it was only a short distance.. but it was a THRILL! Hehe!

Ain’t it lovely? RM 500 for nuthing and I get to drive a nice car =P Fyi, I did not do any "xtra" PR work after that. It’s not worth it. Mixing with old hamsap uncles is definitely not a good idea. He may pay you hundreds just to accompany him but you might nvr know what he can do.
At about 5pm, CM came and pick me and anothr girl up. It was raining cats and dogs at that time but he was nice enough to come and pick us up. Thanks!
So, that’s about it. RM 500 for two hours of doing nothing.. Sorry ppl, jobs over! Dont ask me if I can get you this kinda job because I just got lucky with it only.

Remember in my previous entry about my job got stolen by some person?
If not, here’s a short summary. That girl not only stole my job but she brought down my name as she had very bad working ethics.

Two days ago, I was chatting with my supervisor. Then, I brought up the subject about my stolen job by that certain person. That was when I found out that the girl had very bad working ethics.

Alright, this was how the situation was. The job that i intro-ed to her required her to give training to telco dealers about some new rewards plan by Hotlink. All she needed to do was to approach those dealers in shopping malls and explain to them bout this new thing. Her duty was to convey the training in a professional manner so that the dealers can receive the information clearer.

However, this girl conducted the training in a very different manner. When I heard about it, I was APPALLED! How in the right mind can she do such things?! Guess what she did.. With an ice-cream in her hand, she was "professionally" eating her ice cream while explaining the information to the dealers!The dealers was shocked with her behaviour but they did not mention anything to her. Imagine this, put yourself in the dealer’s situation and this girl, supposingly from a very reputable telco company enjoying her ice cream while explaining some very important details to you. How would you feel? Is this girl serious in doing her job or is she just doing this for fun? If that is not bad enough, she even did some shopping while working. Hello.. You’re suppose to work.. Not stop and see Blings Blings even tho it catched your eye. THough this job may be simple, but she shouldn’t take it lightly. She’s paid for her time to do dealer training, not SHOPPING.
Besides her "tidak apa" attitude towards her job, she’s also a bad working team mate. There was one situation where they wanted to eat lunch. Initially everyone agreed to eat at KFC. Even the supervisor. But that girl said, " I want to eat at THE SHIP!I go book table okay!" No one paid attention to what she said. When they are about to order their food, the supervisor received a call from her. She said that she book a table already and she asked him to ask everyone to go there and eat. They weren’t too happy about it because they’re gonna pay double the price of what they can pay at KFC. Come on, The Ship for LUNCH? Not all of us are as well off as you are. Not all of us can afford to drive nice cars like you. Why don’t you listen to majority’s decision? UNless you’re a dumb siu chei who thinks that everyone should treat you like a princess, you should be lazing at home while your rich ass boyfriend buys you all the ice creams and bling blings of the world.

That’s not the end of it. This girl also thinks that everyone should stay up til 3am so that they can check their hp’s for her msgs. She called the supervisor to ask for job. Coincidently, he has one which need 20 girls urgently. So he told her about the job scopes and stuff. And then she told him she’ll confrim with him again. The supervisor, responsible as he is, he called non stop from 9pm - 1 am just to find 20 girls. And he managed to without invovling her in. The next day, he received a call from another supervisor in Maxis. Apparently, there were 21girls at the briefing. He was suppose to have only 20 girls. And guess who is the extra girl? I don’t need to give you $100 to answer that. Lil Ms Smarty Pants showed up and insisted that the supervisor told her to come. So, my supervisor had to go there to sort out the matter. When he saw her, he told her that he didn’t ask her to come. But she insisted that he did. She told him that she msged him to confrim. My supervisor didnt believe and so he checked his phone. There was a msg from an unknown number which was hers saying that she’s coming..  the msg was sent at 3AM. =_=" So he tried explaining to her nicely that she can’t work today bcoz there’s more than enough girls but she being  herself retorted back "I’m here already! I don’t care, I want to work. I want to work for the whole 4 days!" My supervisor was damn mad at her but he kept his cool. TOld her nicely that she can’t work. However, she "Fhat Siu Chei Pei Hei" that he had no choice but to allow her to work.

Here I am, thinking that she was such a bitch when she stole my job. When I heard about the way she handled herself, I feel like shooting her with a missile. I swear, the next time I see her, I’m gonna  slap give her a piece of my mind. Mark my words.

P/s : To the girl that I’m talking about in this blog, if you read this, you better be "seng muk". If I ever receive a call or sms from you to ask for jobs, trust me, I will give you a hard time.

Location : PJ SS2. Wai Sek Kai.
Target Customers : Buayas People that "might" be interested to open a postpaid line when pretty Promoters persuade them.

Promoter  : "Hi Sir, mind if I bother you for a while? I’m from M***s and today I’m going to promote the new postpaid plan." *smiles brightly while salivating at the food*

Customer : *Chewing his INDOMIE* Ya, what?

Promoter : May I know what line are you using for your phone now?

Customer : I’m using D**i prepaid plan. Why? What you want to promote to me?

Promoter : Okay sir, M***s is having this new Family plan where you buy One main line and up to 5 Subs line. Very cheap only!! Main line pay RM 75 and Sub line pay RM 50. All together, 1 month RM 125 only! Cheap cheap hoh! NOt only that right, you can get 20 hours FREE calls, 2000 Free SMS’s, FREE RM99  worth of Video calls and also NO ACCESS FEE. Very worth it! So you open 2 lines you can get all the 20 hours FREE calls, 2000 Free SMS’s, FREE RM99  worth of Video calls and also NO ACCESS FEE! Very good hoh! So sir, want to open line now?!

Customer : NOW?!!

Promoter : Yes sir, our dealer is right here NOW! You can even choose your number! We want to make things convenient for our customer *smiles sweetly this time* Only RM 100 to open principle line and RM 25 for every sub line. You want to pay CASH or CREDIT?

Customer : Wah, want to open now? I must think think first la. Nvm la, I will do it next time.

Promoter : Okay sir! If you think think hoh liao, we will be here until 12pm. Just come over and we will settle everything for you!

Customer : Ok, ok. *continues of his scrumptious INDOMIE*

Promoter : THank you sir! *curse customer for wasting her time*
…………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Hamsap Customer : *ciut ciut* Leng Lui Leng lui! Lai Lai Lai! What you promoting Hah today?!

Promoter : Hi sir, I’m from M***s and today I’m going to promote the new postpaid plan.

Customer : *Oogling at promoter* So if I buy from you, you gimme your number ah?!

Promoter : *smiles politely* Sorry sir, "COMPANY POLICY" don’t allow us to give numbers.

Customer : Wah, so lan si. Don’t want buy from you laH!

Promoter : *fakes a polit smile* Thank you sir.

……………………………………………………………………………………………..
These are normal situations in my line of job now. some customers are not that "unfriendly". They get too friendly with you. Lucky for me, I choose my customers. If they keep casting lewd looks at me, I’ll keep my distance away from them. From what I know, they just want you to sit down with them, so-called promote to them but in the end they’re not gonna buy anythin from you so that they have ample time to stare at your pretty face and in the end ask for your number. Yeps, this is commonly faced by roaming promoters who go around to food areas or hang out areas to sell their products.

Funny right, you must be wondering, why in the world would some TELCO companies will do anything for sales. Frankly speaking, selling postpaid lines at mamak area is not gonna generate them any big sales ya know. Alright, probably some public awareness of their new company’s call plans but they’re expecting some marketing sales at mamak storeS? No can do sir!
IN my opinion, what they are doing is not really giving a good image to the company. IN fact, it points out to one thing. DESPERATION! On top of that, we, the promoters are pressured to sell 30 bloody lines in one night! How absurb is that. If you talk about selling in a shopping mall wouldn’t be that bad but at Pasar Malam? Mamak Stores? Hawker Centers? Nuts!
Who will be in th right mind to buy a postpaid line at that places anyway?
Firstly, they might think it’s a con case.
Secondly, who brings out credit cards or lotsa cash to just yum cha at the stall outside their house?
And thirdly, how would they be convinced by untrained promoters to sell something which they’re not really sure of the full information?

My first day was yesterday and it was really bad. Our target sales was 30 lines but we only sold 0. Yeah, chicken egg. Today will be my 2nd and last day. It’s not that I don’t like to do sales job but this kinda sales? It’s ridiculous. But anyway, wish me luck! Hopefully I can break the egg today =)

My mom babysits this lil annoying Adorable Kid. He’s 4 years old, body of a two years old and talks like a 10 years old. Trust me, he does. Here are some snippits of his response when we talk to him.

Conversation #1
After his Kindy School
Me : Yee Shue (That’s his name) , what you did at school today?
YS  : Today I see my Girlfriend OH! One is Chi Ying and one is Ann Thong.
Me : AhTong!?
YS : NOOOO! Is ANnnNNNnn THOoNNNNNGGG!
Me : -_-" okay… Why you say they are your Girlfriend? They like me meh?
YS : They don’t like me. They LOVE me laa. That’s why they my girlfriend la!
Me : *speechless*

Conversation #2
My mom was in the kitchen. She was busy cooking or baking or wutever. She was in for quite a while already and this lil kid was bored as he was left alone in the hall.
YS : MOM! (He calls my mom, Mom) What are you doing!!!
Mom : Cooking la boy..
YS : Why you so long wannnn?!!
Mom : Mom is busy..
YS : MOooMM! You come out now and sit with me!
Mom : *speechless*
Then she goes out and sit with him. Happy as he was, he jumped all over my mom and started to disturb her.

Conversation #3
Sometimes my friends come up to my hse when they drop me off.
Friend : Hi boy.. what is your name..
YS : *runs to the kitchen but peeps thru the door*
Friend : Dun be shy la.. come here, kor kor give you sweet.. (bluffing, jus to attract the kid to go to him)
YS : *Hesitates … Then run towards my friend and jumps on his lap before my friend could do anything*
Friend : So, tell me your name boy..
YS : My name is GOH YEE SHUE! I AM 4 YEARS OLD. NEXT YEAR GOING TO BE FIEEE YEARS OLD!
*mind you, he was YELLING on TOP of his VOICE*
Friend : Wahh, so big boy already hoh..
YS : I got GIRLFRIEND ohhh.. One is Chi Ying and One is Ann Thong. They both LOVE me you know!! You got girlfriend ahh?!
Friend : *dumbfounded* er…

Conversation #5

This conversation is the most recent one. His parents came to pick him up. As usual, he’ll make hellava noise before he leaves.

YS : ByeEEE EVerybody.. I want to go home already!!
My dad : GO back la.. don’t want you anymore..!
YS : OKAYYY LA! TOMMORROW I don’t WANT TO COME! I WILL BE SICK!
Dad : Don’t come laa.. nobody bath you, cook rice for you..
YS : MOOOOOM, send food to my house okay!! BYEBYE!!
*runs outta the house, leaving all of us open-mouthed*

Without him in the house, it’s like being in an empty church. With him in the house, at least we can be entertained by his ridiculous cute antics.

Yeap, this is the ever so CUTE boy.
P/s : He loves to CAM WHORE.. at the tender age of 4 =_="
Pp/s : He calls my mom Aunty Mom and my dad, UNcle dad. As for my sister, he calls her Darling and my brother, it seems like "STUPID YOU!" most of the time. IN my case, he just call me Che Che Meiqin. Hehe =P

How to Make a Woman Happy

It’s NOT DIFFICULT to make a woman happy. A man
only needs to be:

1. a friend - to gossip with
2. a companion - when no one wants to go shopping with her
3. a lover - to provide emotional support when she PMS (Pre- Mental Syndrome)
4. a brother - so that he can introduce all his guy friends to her
5. a father - when no money to spend on shopping
6. a master - so that she doesn’t need to pay to learn something
7. a chef - so he can provide her meals whenever, wherever she wants
8. an electrician, a carpenter, a plumber, a mechanic, a decorator, a stylist - duh, so that she don’t have to pay for his services
14. a sexologist - her sex life will soar beyond the skies
15. a gynaecologist - so that she doesn’t have to pay for a pap smear
16. a psychologist - provide PMS (Pre-Mental Support)
17. a pest exterminator - no icky crawling creatures would come near her presence
18. a psychiatrist - free medical check ups!
19. a healer - cure from "spiritual" diseases
20. a good listener - to Bitch
21. an organizer - Her wardrobe would be color coordinated
22. a good father - To provide car, cash and condominum =P
23. very clean - she does not need to clean the house as often
24. sympathetic - so she can use him as a punching bag during PMS
25. athletic - so he beat the queues during Mega Sale
26. warm - when she needs a blanket during the movies
27. attentive - so that she knows her money was well spent on her hair and dress
28. gallant - he won’t be an embarrassment
29. intelligent - so that he can carry proper conversations with her
30. funny - make her laugh. what else?
31. creative - so she won’t get bored easily..
32. tender - when she broke her nail
33. strong - he can carry her up the stairs when she’s tired
34. understanding - think like a lady
35. tolerant - when she throws bitch fits
36. prudent - so that he won’t use wrong terms that may create WWIV with her
37. ambitious - behind a successful man is his WOMAN
38. capable - she can count on him to carry out her chores PERFECTLY
39. courageous - going in to a lingerie shop to buy bra for her. tries it on to make sure it feels comfy on her boobs
40. determined - to go all the way in bed
41. true - she will be the only one in his heart
42. dependable - when she needs him to buy that one and only pad brand she uses
43. passionate - to turn her on. regardless whatever situations
44. compassionate - shares her sadness when her favorite korean guy soap opera star decides that he’s gay

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly - ensuring her that her *his* money was well spent on her
46. love shopping - accompany her when she enters each and every stores in the mall. without complaints
47. be honest - nobody likes a liar
48. be very rich - if you want her to be happy
49. not stress her out - coz if she gets stressed out, medusa would just pop out from her skin
50. not look at other girls - she is the most beautiful creature u’ve ever seen

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
yourself - make sure she’s worth it
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself - you wouldn’t wanna spend your days with a bitch
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes - it’s important when she needs to meet her other guy friends

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays - she will break up with u if u forgot to get her that watch she has been eye’ing for some time already.
* anniversaries - you’ll receive a divorce letter the next morning
* arrangements she makes - she made alot of effort. so make sure you’re enthuasiast about it as well

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked - it’s so simple to read his mind. just give him pleasure and he’s all yours
2. Bring food - to get a man’s heart is thru his stomach.

P/s : This entry is not meant to offend anyone. Really. Just for laughs. None of it are real =P

Japanese blood type theory of personality

For more information, check out Wikipedia.com On The Japanese blood type Theory of Personality

It’s 8 am and you’re dreading to get out from the house. All
you want to do is to crawl back under your sheets with the air con blasting and
pay a visit to

La-La

Land

again.. sigh.. You
step into your car and rev your engine. It’s Time to fight the War. The
ultimate goal of the war is to get to the other side. How are you gonna fight
in this war depends on how you play with the 4-wheeled machine.

It’s 5pm. You’re relived because class/work time is over.
But… the flashbacks of the morning situation you’ve endured made you think
twice whether you should go home now or later… *Boom, Roar, Ka-Bush* The clouds
start to darken and huge raindrops begin to splatter on your window. You have
no choice but to leave now because it’s either now or never.

Any of these situations sound familiar to you? I’m sure
pretty many of those who have the luxury of a car will experience rush hour congestions.

I used to travel to college everyday using

Federal Highway

. Congestion
in front of Angkasapuri is a common sight everyday. Right after the bridge that
leads to Bangsar, traffic flows smoothly again. Despite there are no traffic
lights, no roadblocks and not even accidents, that part of the road will definitely
be jammed up. Believe it or not, one can spend ONE hour just on that stretch.
Trust me; I was stuck in it before it was not a lovely experience.

Just yesterday, my friend and I experienced a phenomenal jam
at one roundabout under the MRR2 highway. Supposedly, it only takes us 10
minutes to get to Selayang from Gombak. However, due to this ridiculous traffic
congestion, it took us an entire hour! There were 4 exits at the roundabout and
at each exit; cars kept coming into the roundabout. Cars kept coming in, but
hardly any cars got out from the roundabout. Funny isn’t it? It’s like “Hey,
let’s all go to the roundabout and create a doughnut!” My friend and I were
baffled when there was no policeman to control the traffic. Where is our
Malaysian Heroes when we need ‘em =P This jam is indeed extraordinary. Firstly,
there were no accidents, there were no break downs as well and it wasn’t even
rush hour! It was like 3.00pm for God sake! Finally, when we managed to get outta there, one measly Hero came to
ease the traffic. In my opinion, I don’t think he’s much help at that point.

Anyway, if you have any interesting traffic situations
before, do share it with me. Then maybe one day we can compile it and send it
to the Malaysian Government. We should thank them anyway for increasing the
petrol fuel prices that we need to pump and pay more in order to survive in KL
jams. It’s an economic contributor isn’t it?